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The 1-5 Scale

This is an amended version of the 1-4 scale. This scale removes almost all subjectivity from measuring your attraction to someone. Posts on this site have done their best to set out this scale, but this is the definitive, amended version.

The Basic 1-4 Scale (as already noted by Howie440):

1. I wouldn't and I don't see why anyone would.

2. I wouldn't buy I can see why someone would.

3. I would but I can see why someone wouldn't.

4. I would and I can't see why anyone wouldn't.

A New Addition (the 1-5 scale):

5. I would, I can't see why anyone wouldn't, and I'll be happy if I can just get with them.

Amendments & clarifications:

i) Who can really be considered a 4? - To avoid any subjectivity, keep in mind that: if everyone in the group says they're a 3, they're a 4. This is because if everyone calls them a 3, then everyone would and, therefore they're a 4.

ii) The 5 - More of a theoretical idea than a reality. The 5 is someone whom you would be completely satisfied to get with (make out with) once and never see again. They are so attractive to you that you would happily take the one opportunity and never try to talk to them again.

However - this means that if you do try to talk to, message, or get with them again, they are now by default a 4.

iii) It should also be noted that much like how any 4 must already be an agreed 3, any 5 must already be an agreed 4. This is continuous scale.
Me: "Hey, how was the club last night?"
Roommate: "Pretty good, I met someone."
Me: "Nice, good looking?"
Roommate: "I'd say 8/10."
Me: "How am I meant to know what that means, use the 1-5 scale."
Roommate: "Oh like a solid 3."
Me: "Glad to hear it mate."
by yourwelcome03 February 6, 2022
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March 1

If you born at March 1st, you are ugly asf. Thats a fact.
Ugh Adam you are so ugly. You might born at March 1st.
Yeah... i know.
by StonerApeX November 21, 2021
mugGet the March 1mug.

Player 1

First player of a game usually the most important player
Bro kev is player 1 and in 2 how is that possible
by Coolbruv June 23, 2022
mugGet the Player 1mug.

February 1

The most annoying people were born on this day. They talk a lot and don’t know how to stop talking 🙊 If you have a friend born on this day i feel bad for you 😿 AND IF U WERE BORN ON THIS DAY, NOBODY LIKES U (this is personal)
Person 1 : Why does JAIME act like that?

Person 2 : Ohhhh it’s cuz his birthday February 1st

Person 1 : oh now I understand 😬
by Idkkkk idkkkk April 14, 2024
mugGet the February 1mug.

:1

a way to tell someone uou dont know how to respond to a text they sent
"yeah so i really wanna be an arcitecht"
":1"
by earqtewderh February 5, 2025
mugGet the :1mug.

April 1

You know what day it is tomorrow? No why? its April 1st are you giving your boyfriend head. yawpp
by dooniesbeater March 22, 2023
mugGet the April 1mug.

a1 since day 1

Someone that’s been authentic, loving, genuine and intentional since the first day you met them and never changed character.
Stephen Hampton from Berkeley was a1 since day 1 ask anybody.
by Choctaw9004 January 8, 2024
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