optical boner

When you see something that makes your retina's erect

OMG this computer screen is giving me an optical boner

by Monoblanco February 21, 2020

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boner wet

The result of moistening one's erect penis due to engaging in coitus.

My babe is coming over tonight. I can't wait to get my boner wet.

I had such a wet boner after banging that chick.

by Red's Boy Andy Dufrein December 12, 2011

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Donkey Boner Man

Donkey, stands for the absolute beast of an animal.

Boner, stands for the thing that greets my every morning.

Man, is the thing that does IT with my in the shower when i drop the soap

He is the true donkey boner man. And his name, is Aldin Bilalbegovic.

by amogus god 69 July 29, 2021

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Boner exploder

Something that gives you such a great orgasm it makes your boner explode

-Arno: wow i just watched some porn it was great
-Jonathan: i just watched a boner exploder i can't breath

by Nietyoeri October 17, 2019

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Loner Boner

Getting a boner when your alone with none of your friends around.

(In restaurant)

John: "I'm done. I'm gonna get to the car first. Your gonna come?)
Will: "Na. I'm gonna order another drink. You go first."
John: "Whatever. Go grow a loner boner"

by Buklau14 May 15, 2014

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boner terrorism

when another person attempts to force you to have a boner in a bad situation, like work, or a corporate presentation.

Jeff: My sadistic ex keeps boner terrorizing dudes in this online community they're in.

Jeffs Friend: personally Jeff I think boner terrorism is wrong, and I'd never endorse it. It is ethically questionable at worst, and attention seeking behavior at best, in my amateur medical opinion, and believe personally its starting to affect my community, but I don't care enough to ask for it to stop, but I'm just saying.

Jeff: bro wtf are you talking about?

by Arthur F Pimgibbons June 1, 2022

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