Dad Sandwich

A sad sandwich made from the two crust ends of a loaf of sliced bread.

No one left me any food, but at least I can make a Dad Sandwich from what's left of that empty bag and resume contemplating suicine.

by RuralFervor February 10, 2022

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San Antonio Sandwich

When one defecates between a mattress and boxspring.

The maid service at the hotel was horrible so I left them a San Antonio Sandwich.

by Duke of NY September 12, 2019

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Tennessee Sandwich

When one man sucks mayonnaise from another mans belly button; preferably related males.

Billy gave Robert a Tennessee Sandwich last Friday. Only cost him $20 and piece of his soul.

by Buneduggy November 25, 2021

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A reheated chicken sandwich is the ultimate act of delinquency, in which someone has to break and enter into room they do not have access to normally with a chicken sandwich(origin does not effect the outcome). Once you are in the position and comfortable you use the chicken sandwich as a masturbation utensil until finishing inside of the chicken sandwich. Then, for extra pizzazz, you can leave a note for the next person to wonder across this monstrosity of free will.

:Yo John

:yeah
:You know Ms jones, I left a reheated chicken sandwich on her desk because she failed me
: hell yeah!

by The original chicken maker April 22, 2024

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