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Chris

Chris is the fucking best. He has brown hair and blue eyes. He is a generally cool guy, and not just because he rides a motorbike. Chris isn't like other guys. He can always make you smile and is the best person to talk to about literally anything. You'll love every moment with Chris and he's all you can think about when he's not there. Anyone who knows him is lucky to have him in their life. No amount of time you spend with him will ever feel like enough. You can't help but love Chris.
"Hi Chris, you are my favourite person in the world and I love you so much. Wanna be my boyfriend?"
by absta269 December 16, 2023
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

terrible at modern warfare im tired of carrying this fucking pile of shit he can barely get one kill hes literal dogshit he thinks hes better than me but i can beat him 200-0 in a sniper 1v1 without trying while hes literally cheating im telling you man this guy is dogshit never play with anyone named chris unless you're ready to carry an absolute sack of shit
by bigman5482 August 3, 2020
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris Chae

One that doesn't make sense.

Nothing about him/she/it makes sense because everything makes sense.
i.e. identity, part of he/she/it's body, etc.

Many refer to this kind as "chrischaeology"
He is such a Chris Chae.
by imakealotofsense April 9, 2022
mugGet the Chris Chaemug.

Chris-ing

(verb) to correct someone with obnoxious facts that are both unnecessary and untrue.
"Well ACTUALLY that's incorrect, it really means..."
"Dude, stop Chris-ing. That's not even right."
by killmeeeeeee January 23, 2017
mugGet the Chris-ingmug.

chris

chris is a really sweet person he normally has an amazing personality, he’s super funny and is such an amazing person in whole. you’ll normally see chris in a flannel or sweats he is normally blonde and is literally hot asf. he’s nice ( when he wants to be) he likes calling people beaners , he’s obsessed with blonds and has a really sweet heart, you’ve just got to facetime him once and you already know he’s one of the best people you’ll meet, he’s goofy and is super hot. again. he’s tall, and likes to work out. his eyes are super pretty and his laugh is the cutest thing you’ll ever hear ! if you meet a chris keep him he’s amazing
“you’ve ever met a chris
“yes and i’m so glad”
by a-sheisty March 16, 2022
mugGet the chrismug.

Chris

Chris is so cool and handsome frfr istg ngl ngl
by Vince daddy November 13, 2022
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

The feeling of coming home after a long, exhausting day knowing you’re going to be wrapped in warmth and swept away from reality stuffed inside the 5’0 body of a cute and chaotic person
Person 1: Hey dude did you see Chris today? They looked so hot

Me: Yeah I see them almost everyday, fuck off, I will fight you for them :)
by Ev11 February 1, 2023
mugGet the Chrismug.

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