by Isxga September 07, 2020
When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.
Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021
A beautiful quote by Freddie Mercury. This quote is so powerful, it can bring a tear to a man’s eyes.
“What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?” - Freddie Mercury (1946-1991)
by bald freddie mercury February 11, 2023
by Pickles4eva December 07, 2021
by Pickles4eva December 07, 2021
A well intentioned gift that is unappreciated, disgusting to, or disliked by its target audience (like when a cat gives you a dead mouse).
“She told him to bring alcohol and he brought fireball because he didn’t know it makes her sick… it was a total dead mouse.”
“I gave them a hug because they were crying but I didn’t know they hate being touched, dead mouse on my part!”
“I gave them a hug because they were crying but I didn’t know they hate being touched, dead mouse on my part!”
by MY PIE IS BETTER THAN YOURS. March 29, 2022