Money laundering scheme

Oh, well maybe I spoke to soon.

Hym "Yeah, they got all sorts of money laundering schemes. Now take the retards money, put it in an account to which I have exclusive access. Tell me we're you are going to view this and/or me. Put the person doing it in a cage and shut it down. And then I don't murder any kids. None of your kids get murdered by me. Just like that, it's over. Then, you don't do this shit to other people. And then THEY don't murder your kids either probably. Thank you kindly."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2025

Money Sniffin' Heeb

A Jewish boy who always knows that there is money in your backpack

Oh, come on you Money Sniffin' Heeb! How did you know there was $20 in my backpack?

by ChickenChocker69 June 11, 2024

Domino's Money

Tristan's $5

Don't give your Domino's money to My Story Animated!!

by that_monkee_girl April 14, 2022

any mount uh money

A way of saying "any amount of money" where you state each word in the phrase using just one syllable to express your thoughts quicker while trying to sound cool at the same time. Often used while offering some sort of challenge to friends or anyone nearby.

Loudest guy in the room: I bet any mount uh money none-uh-yall can beat me in (insert your favorite video game)!

by He-ro December 28, 2022

cheeseburger money

the smallest amount of money you can have to get what you want

“fuck i need me some cheeseburger money”

by wellafella December 16, 2023

Jersey Mike’s money

The state of not worrying about scrimping and saving your dollars, often occurring after being paid or coming into a large sum of money; being able to treat yourself after a long period of restraint. Directly references the sandwich chain which is known to be more expensive than many of its competitors. It can be argued “why get Subway when you've got Jersey Mikes money?”

“Did you bring snacks from home again for lunch?” “Oh no, I got Jersey Mike’s money today baby!”

by Classic Ed May 20, 2024

losing money costs you nothing!

When MAGA chuds can't think for themselves, they have others think for them. In this case, Trump crashed the stock market 3 days straight in 2025 and trillions were lost.

MAGA chud Benny Johnson proudly stated "losing money costs you nothing"

Normal American - Hey guys! I lost my 401K, stocks were worthless, and I can't afford groceries because of Trump's stock market crash!
Benny Johnson - losing money costs you nothing! brooo!!

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing April 10, 2025