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Jesus

Jesus: bitch ass nibba
Lil pump: no u
Jesus: *dies*
by Zet133 March 23, 2018
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Jackin Jesus

A thing a guy says when he’s about to reach an orgasm, commonly used when a guy is jerking off. He’s typically in his christian mothers basement trying to make it seem like he’s praying but he’s not. Obviously.
Jason- OMG IM JACKIN JESUS
by Ben jackinoff in yamomma November 14, 2022
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Jesus

I am Jesus - I am Joshua/Josh.
by AuntyPunjab April 9, 2021
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Jesus Chirst

Jesus Chirst, not to be confused with Jesus Christ, is what atheists believe in.
by Delerium_22 November 6, 2025
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Jesus Tits

It’s meaning is also the same as Holy Shit, holy cow, damn it, fuck a duck, shit, fuck, etc. You can use Jesus Tits instead of any curse word. Created by Archie Sowell
Jesus Tits! That’s a nice truck!

Jesus Tits! You’re an idiot!
Jesus Tits! I stubbed my toe!
by Arch1980 December 26, 2020
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Korean Jesus

"Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!"
by pikcled January 31, 2023
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