the goat

someone who is amazing, sexy, can never do wrong, and can never die

Yeah, Madis dad Robert is the goat.

the goat by anonymous November 7, 2025

phony goat

While "phony" refers to someone fake or insincere, and "GOAT" (all caps) means "Greatest of All Time," the term "phony goat" generally combines these to describe an impostor, a fraud, or someone pretending to be the best. It implies a lack of genuine talent or authenticity.

Often used in conjunction with Lebron James

Lebton James isn't even the GOAT. He's a phony goat

phony goat by wutend159 January 26, 2026

phony goat

While "phony" refers to someone fake or insincere, and "GOAT" (all caps) means "Greatest of All Time," the term "phony goat" generally combines these to describe an impostor, a fraud, or someone pretending to be the best. It implies a lack of genuine talent or authenticity.

Often used in conjunction with Lebron James

Lebton James isn't even the GOAT. He's a phony goat

phony goat by wutend159 January 26, 2026

Sweating the Goat 

Masturbating, choking the chicken, beating the bishop, .....

After his date with the hot chick, he had to spend some time "sweating the goat".

Sweating the Goat by woadkil August 20, 2008

The Muddy Goat 

The act of tucking your package back and in between your legs, right after successfully dropping a deuce and failing to wipe away the remaining poop. This is a more disgusting variation of "The Goat", a move made popular by the cast if the movie "Waiting".

Oh man, Brett just dropped the muddy goat on me when I walked into the bathroom

The Muddy Goat by the stanky leg April 5, 2009

Stuck to the goat 

When you make a decision that leads to a disastrous consequence, or mess up something really bad.

I went home with that women from the bar last night and the next morning I was really stuck to the goat.

Man, when you jumped your bike off that ramp, you were stuck to the goat.

Stuck to the goat by Lokie2517 April 4, 2011

like a goat 

When something is occurring that is quite grandiose or even just plain crazy.

As it was snowing hard outside and visibility was poor, Todd exclaimed, "It's snowing like a goat!"

like a goat by GlenYudismaki February 24, 2014