Chair bird

A chair bird, a common creature among North America, Canada, Russia, and Iceland. Chair bird will sit in his chair (he has a collection). Sometimes he will knock on people's door and ask them to give them the chairs or bye bye. Chair bird also likes hats. He carries cowboy hats with him whenever and wherever

A: "What happened last night?"
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."

A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."

A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."

by ChairBird May 09, 2020

bird bombing

A nicer way of describing sightings of the middle finger.

Barbie Dahl: "Ken, why were your friends bird bombing in our wedding pictures."

by intrepid402 October 14, 2017

Bird Chirper

Someone whom of which always hates and or pushing someone or something off their pivot to success. In short, a hater that constantly bugs or tries to piss someone off by being in their phone 24/7

Bro that kid always been a bird chirper in my phone.

by Skrillo February 24, 2022

Bird Damage

Damage to garden plants inflicted by bean wreckers. Common occurrence in the Niagara region.

My garden experienced the worst bird damage this year from bean wreckers since I started planting it.

by Watchersofbirdniagarachapter June 21, 2024

dabiggest bird

someone with a large penis, or sexual reproduction appendages.

"I am dabiggest bird"
"He has dabiggest bird"

by thickd1ckdaddy27_;) March 22, 2024

Da biggest bird

Basically your that n*gga

You really like that

Another way of sayin im that n*gga

“Stop playin wit me nigga im Da biggest bird” basically your sayin im him or im really like that

by Hwillmadexotic November 15, 2023

Da Biggest Bird

Sumone who is better than everyone at everything; the person is very narcissistic

"Omg zamari is Da biggest bird"
"I wish I was Da biggest bird like zamari "

by Zamari's #1 fan March 23, 2023