Ass Jouster

A man that loves to engage in the act of anal sex.

A man that is also an asshole.

"Dude, did you get on Counterstrike today?"
"Yeah. That guy named System-Error was on."
"Him!? He's an ass jouster."
"Totally."

by Joey December 6, 2004

smells of ass

When something (i.e. a room, clothes, your mom) smells exceptionally bad, as definined by the usual smells of a persons rectum.

God, my armpits smell of ass!

by 7mondays May 3, 2004

microwaved ass

Used to describe something disagreeable or unpleasant to the senses.

This burger tastes like microwaved ass!

Dude, your breath smells like microwaved ass!

I haven't slept in three days, I look like microwaved ass.

by proud2deviate January 24, 2004

trick ass

wack; punk ass; bitch ass

"damn dogg where dat trick ass motherfucker at? he owes me some fed er al"

by BIG PIMPIN June 8, 2003

Spread that ASS!

origionated in a black porn film with many incredibly black men standing round as one fucks a white chick. All of them saying "Spread that ass...spread that ass...SPREAD THAT ASS!" as he attempts to place his nutsack within the anal cavity and his dick in her pussy at the same time, as this is difficult to do the surrounding black men feel obliged to say many black phrases like "booya" and "spread that ass" to help him.

p1: nuts in the ass dick in the pussy?
p2: aaw nigga! spread that ass!
*bitch spreads her ass some more*

by Mace May 5, 2006

bubbly ass

A very round and perky ass with a perfect curve.

"She has such a bubbly ass, I just want to squeeze it!"

by redsharpies February 4, 2010

ass ants

Little ants that crawl into your ass and make it itch. When you scratch them, they make your fingers smell like relish. (From the Trailer Park Boys live show)

"Well Ricky, you may just have a bad case of ass ants", said Bubbles.

by SixOfDLoC January 16, 2011