Redditor's Eye

The term you use when somebody sees every tiny thing in an image and has extremely good eyesight, such as an Ifunny watermark, or mematic water mark.

Person 1: I see a bird , its about 10 miles away, so you may not see it.
Person 2: Oh, so you have a redditor's eye.

by SatiricalPoster July 15, 2021

Eye-energy

The amount of energy one has to look at home movies, baby pictures, vacation pictures and of course the dreaded wedding pictures.

Yes I got the invitation to Suzy's birthday party but she just got back from her honeymoon and I seriously do not have the eye-energy to look at wedding pictures AND vacation pictures

by NickyLags November 14, 2011

Eye Gleek

Shooting tears from one's eyes in a similar manner of saliva gleeking.

Yuck, that guy just eye gleeked on me!

by 2cargar November 3, 2010

Salty eye

When you blow your load in the eyes of your partner

Oh, I was with ...insert name.... The other day it got freaky and I gave them salty eye

by Burtthebasher October 10, 2018

eye crunk

the solid form of eye glue

christ alive, have you got breakfast cereal on your eye-lids?

no way, it's just some eye crunk

well go and clean it off, FFS

by norednecksrequired March 31, 2010

Jap's Eye

Coarse slang. The external opening to the male urethra; the slit-like hole at the top of a man's penis; the meatus. urethra, meatus

The soap caused a stinging sensation in his jap's eye.

by Iris Vant November 23, 2016

Eye fuck

archaic, from 1980s, but for old people, still useful. "Hard stare."

From 1988 Baltimore, one detective says to the other, as they watch a man they just convicted of murder brought out of the courtroom, "Is it time for the ceremonial eye fuck? I think we've earned it." As quoted by David Simon, Homicide, A year on the killing streets, 1991.

by Legal Scholar Adam March 24, 2015