If you have this name you are probably a gourmet foods teacher at a high school in northern Virginia with a widows peak, 4 o clock aftershave, fairly hairy arms, cargo pants and obsession with younger boys. If this man is your teacher hide your wangs in your pants and make sure not to pop a boner in class or else he might pop a boner in you.
by MonkeyLadie July 2, 2016
Get the david longmug. 
David is a king. Not just only a king he does more for people than him self, David smokes all his pain away with backwoods and marijuana. He loves sport and loves sex. Big personality big heart and big dick.
David , I’m scared of that nigga
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Davidmug. by Yess1i February 17, 2022
Get the david millanmug. A really cute guy who isnt good with relationships he moves from girl to girl and dumps them everytime, and he never forgives someone.
"Did u just see that cute guy who just dumped his gf?"
"Yea must be a david Gibson"
"I hate davids!!!"
"Yea must be a david Gibson"
"I hate davids!!!"
by hi..._whatevah April 15, 2015
Get the david gibsonmug. One of the kinkiest, freakiest men you will ever meet. Oftentimes, you'll see him (or sometimes her) strolling by the public zoo or aquarium, eyeballing the various species of animal and aquatic life. No one is safe from David's grasp, not even your next-door squirrel community. So be safe and be wary...or face the consequences.
by BarkShigga May 14, 2021
Get the Davidmug. David is a very amazing man. When he walks by people stare in amazement. He is an example of what everyone needs in life.
Person 1: "Im feeling down"
Person 2: "You should watch David Gold sleep"
person 1: "That is exactly what I need"
Person 2: "You should watch David Gold sleep"
person 1: "That is exactly what I need"
by i love sPiCy Ed ShErAn February 14, 2022
Get the David Goldmug.