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shanghai cookie

When a woman is performing anal cunnilingus, while simultaneously robbing you from behind your back.
That goddamn hooker gave me a Shanghai Cookie! She ate my ass and took my wallet!
by Deadard Stark September 25, 2021
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Licorice.cookie.kisser

A super hot and sexy tiktoker that has a scary obsession with espresso cookie
Candice: “hey did you hear about Licorice.cookie.kisser?”

Idk ur mom or something: “yeah he’s super sexy and sweaty.”
by Demiwaffles September 26, 2021
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strawberry cookie

a cookie dressed in some strawberry crap that shouldn't exist

person 1:strawberry cookie will die
by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021
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GingerFred cookies

Not your typical happy faced gingerbread cookie. GingerFred stares back at you with a withering look reminiscent of the mean neighbor across the street who wouldn't let you retrieve an errant baseball from his lawn when you were nine. At a party GingerFred will remain alone on a cookie plate because nobody dares to cross him. If GingerFred were Flat Stanley he would travel the globe terrifying anyone who found him in their mailbox and would leave crumbs behind everywhere he went. If glitter is the herpes of the crafting world, GingerFred crumbs surely are the herpes of the kitchen - they are absolutely everywhere and six months after baking GingerFred cookies you will still find angry crumbs tormenting you from under the stove. You can only wish that when they made GingerFred they broke the mold, yet somehow he appears like clockwork in the bakery every Friday just in time to spoil your weekend.
Your mother asked me to bring dessert for Christmas dinner. I'm going to surprise her with some GingerFred cookies - that'll permanently get me out of Christmas dinner at her house - bet you wish you thought of the idea first.
by le pain d'épice October 14, 2021
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under cookie

Under cookie is a gacha tuber who usually makes danganronpa skits and reaction videos.They have 17.1k subs on youtube and 3,148,533 views all together.
Omg Under cookie is so col i love there videos.
by anonymous October 16, 2021
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Avocado Cookie

Avocado cookie is a character from cookie run and is extremely hot. She's also buff and a #girlboss and I have a whole discord for her. She makes really dumb jokes and is a blacksmith. She isn't very popular but her fans are either extremely thirsty for her or really nice. Or they literaly just like her to ship her with matcha. Just never EVER look up her fanart on google. Someone mangaged to make her skinny and underbaked. She also reminds most people of bismuth from steven univeres. Or its just a vegan cookie.
Friend: Why do you simp for that cookie?
Mal: Because Avocado cookie is a babe .
by I AM QUEER *all might face* November 23, 2021
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My Cookie Dough

The place to go when you're craving something sweet... MCD is an epic dessert company who create mouth-watering freshly baked cookie doughs with soft and gooey consistency that makes the tastebuds squeal in delight.
I went to My Cookie Dough to try their Sl**ty Brownie Cookie Dough and now I can't think about anything else...
by CSKM November 23, 2021
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