chocolate cookie race

A race between 2 or more people where you place an oreo cookie between your butt cheeks and race but if you lose the race or drop your oreo you must eat it.

Tyler lost the chocolate cookie race but I think he enjoyed eating his cookie...

by ROCK_44_ March 27, 2016

Chocolate fudge cake

When your girlfriend shits in your mouth and then you proceed to give her oral sex.

Dude I have her a chocolate fudge cake last night.

by RankDank123 July 19, 2017

Argentinian chocolate brownie

The sexual act while during a foursome one male demands a rim job. During said rim job he proceeds to shit on the giver that isn't his spouse. His spouse then rubs the feces all over herself while moaning .

My wife couldn't stop puking after she got the Argentinian chocolate brownie.

by weasel man December 8, 2017

Chocolate Animal Cracker

The reverse of a blumpkin where you're peeing and you get your salad tossed. This is difficult for a chick, but not impossible. Toilets are not necessary.

I was killing time before WGI semifinals when I got this chick to give me a chocolate animal cracker.

I had to pee during sex, so I just went, and she continued to give me a chocolate animal cracker.

I told my bro that if he likes blumkins, he should try chocolate animal crackers, forget about it!

I asked the lady selling tickets if she was into blumpkins and she said,
"No, but I'll give you a chocolate animal cracker. Do you want one?"
I said, "Oh, word? You better believe it!"

by TheChocolateAnimalCracker September 24, 2012

Chocolate Vanilla Twist

When a man takes a dump on a woman's stomach then masterbates and ejaculates on the pile of fecal matter.

Suzy liked it stinky so Troy gave her the Chocolate Vanilla Twist.

by fo-rizzle October 12, 2013

Chocolate Covered Banana

When yoir significant other takes a large amount of laxatives and while you are hitting from behing she profusely defecates on the others penis.

Me and Big Bertha just did a Chocolate Covered Banana, things got a little messy.

by Gerald Pinkstinker May 4, 2021

Chocolate cupcake with red frosting

A prolapsed anus

When the anus protrudes out of ones backside, it resembles a cupcake with red frosting, but that’s where the poop comes from, hence chocolate cupcake with red frosting.

by A WHITE GUY November 14, 2019