Rodney King light

A long, heavy flashlight still used by some cops. Due to its weight it is very effective for causing great bodily harm.

One redneck says to another, "Look Rufus, I got me a Rodney King light. Nobody better mess with me."

by Dawer November 12, 2006

King Sombra Curse

the term derived from the series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 3 Episode 1, where after battling King Sombra Shining Armor's horn becomes covered in black crystals. Thus making him incapable of performing magic.

likewise the "King Sombra Curse" would be similar to Shining Armor's dilemma, but instead with a penis.

"So how'd it go with her last night man?"
"bad, turns out I have the King Sombra Curse"
"Ouch"

by mlP3nY March 5, 2013

Truck Wash Kings

The best in the business for Washing shit fast as fuck! Also known for 1%ers in working on bikes and riding bikes

Oh shit G those are the Truck Wash Kings
Becareful you don't brush the bugs in the truck the truck wash kings might make fun of you and rape you. Truck Wash Kings

by Silkett October 17, 2020

King Kong Klash

When a 7 ft naked man covered in hair gets in a fight with a Boeing 747 on top of the empire state building.

Hey, that guy looks like he's gonna pull a King Kong Klash later.

by dankeykang69 November 2, 2021

King kongs finger

To acknowledge or exclaim the size of someone's faeces.

"It was like king kongs finger in my toilet"

by BigPAL97 January 30, 2019

king kong balls

King kong balls is literally a monkey with fucking balls and they made it into a statue in a place.

Person 1 : Yo dude have you seen the statue of king kong balls?
Person 2 : Yoo yeah I really wanna go there and take a picture of it.

by Afucking_Idiothere02 September 22, 2021

Left King-Nut

The left nut(OF A KING ONLY!!!!). Dangles from the pubis as an essential part of the genitalia. Typically larger and hanging lower than the right nut. The dominant testicle.

Billy: Those niggers can suck on my left King-nut, they can't fuck with me.

Allen: Your majesty.. I-....

by Gag on my poop nut October 17, 2019