potato

The awesomest thing in the world, everyones favorite veggie. It is a veggie.

The answer to life is not 42, it is potatoes!

by Nikplaysgames [YT] May 13, 2016

Potato

A vegetable that you eat after you cook.

Usually used in dinners but you could have it for lunch.

You shouldn’t eat a raw potato but you probably did anyway.

by Potato king lord Potato July 25, 2022

Potato Angel

A very attractive bald woman.

The "potato" part of the name is in reference to the smoothness and shape of her bald head.

I'd fuck the shit out of that potato angel

by GlazeDiver December 30, 2024

Tram potato

The person who intentionally pretends to be asleep on a train just to avoid social interactions.

– Hey, u see that guy? I'm almost 100% sure he's not sleeping—he closed his eyes and lie head down when he saw the other guy getting inside and approaching him.
– Classic, tram potato.

by not-potato October 7, 2021

goomba mario potato

famous man who is the creator of all joy and happiness on this planet as thou named earth

Person: hey do you like goomba mario potato
goomba mario potato: i

by mokosawh June 2, 2024

Bene Potato

Bene Potato is a potato what did you expect?

Your are a Bennett. I am offended I am a Bene potato

by anonymous March 8, 2022

Sweet potato

My sweet potato is the best tree someone could ever hope for and he is the most fun and loving sweet potato I have ever met

Do you cook your sweet potato

No, I love my sweet potato

by Meatballlllllls March 7, 2022