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Shit & Run

When you shit on something near and dear to the heart of one of your enemies (such as their lawn, their porch, their kid (which is fucked up), their car… you get the point) and then run away before the cops tie you down and get a spinky sample in order to get your DNA for testing and figure out why you’re such a fucked up human being. Happens more often than one would expect.
Anthony Jizzo: Yo Miguel, how’s the baseball season going?

Miguel Cumbrera: Not too good Jizzo. I decided I’m going to retire and move on to my next adventure in life. I decided to take an Albert Pujols on Nelson Cruz’s $200K car, so now I gotta change my name and move to Mexico before the poolice figure out I did it and ruin my repootation. I am the king of shit & run.

Stoney: Damn Cumbrera Sombrero, I enjoyed watching you all these years. It won’t be the same without you my boy.

Miguel: Thanks J-Man, I just don’t have any cum left to give. My OPS is only .669 these days, so I’m gonna go out on top. Good luck with the rest of your season with the Yankees, you play a solid first base.
by Stoney69 August 18, 2022
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Generational Run

When something or someone has a long-standing relevance or career spanning multiple generations, that something or someone is on a generational run.
"Minecraft has been on a generational run for years, dude."
"Yeah, especially with the new movie coming out that's gonna extend it."
"fr"
by anonymous April 3, 2025
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Power-Run

An exercise in which you run a long distance at a fast speed until your body collapses
Bill told his wife that he was going for a power-run
by Dr.Dot April 15, 2016
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pink run

A jog down a street with a twist, u and a partner jog in sync naked while boning this may also be done in a backyard or anywhere at home
"I did a pink run up to the petrol station with someone last night"
by Narratit July 1, 2016
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run some hole

come on over to da crib after work. we'll run some hole.
by IVlike January 23, 2018
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Pit and run

When the owner of a pitbull flees with their mutt after maulling another person or animal.
Pitbull mauls pensioner and toddler in pit and run.
by RoundenBrown August 17, 2025
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