Top Lad Ewic

A moped-riding man with long ropes of nasal hair. Top Lad Ewic is also known for his skills in net, advanced linguistics, and his connoisseurship of fine crisps. Top Lad Ewic also has an eye for nice-haired young lads in blue jeans. A good friend to all, unless he's busy with his dad.

Would you mind if I hung a bell from your nose-ropes, Top Lad Ewic?

by Apartfromthat August 30, 2023

Top G

Rich, American kickboxer, Andrew Tate.

Sigma male #1: "Andrew tate is the Top G!"

Sigma male #2: "Yes."

by BenExplainsWords December 16, 2022

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

Gimme Top

That so wet

Hi JImmy

Sup

Gimme Top

by Gimme Top January 29, 2022

Amir's Top fragging

The world is ending, this event is simply impossible. If seen, immediately call police and start praying.

Amir's Top fragging!! Run into the fallout shelter.

by Saddow April 7, 2024

Backwards-Jump-Top

When your girl give you too but instead of riding you,she jumps on your Johnson

Bruh my girl is so kinky that she did the Backwards-Jump-Top to me last night.

by Paxso-Africano May 6, 2024

top notch hoe

An exceptional female.

"Top notch hoes get the most not the lesser"

by LongStroke69 August 18, 2018