A Scraunch Monkey is a hood rat ho who suddenly attempts to infiltrate your friend group with the intentions of finding weed.
Person 1 : “Hey man, you see that Scraunch Monkey over there?”
Person 2 : “Yeah, lets go tie her up and skin her alive with her grandmother’s AIDS ridden teeth while jacking off into a duck’s face!”
Person 1 : “You’re dark man. The divorce really changed you.”
Person 2 : *Blows brains out.*
Person 2 : “Yeah, lets go tie her up and skin her alive with her grandmother’s AIDS ridden teeth while jacking off into a duck’s face!”
Person 1 : “You’re dark man. The divorce really changed you.”
Person 2 : *Blows brains out.*
by TheJewSlayer69 June 2, 2019
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A person who sits on their porch all day, usually doing drugs or pissing off of it. They also will show off their genitals and on occasion actually go inside.
by TerminalJam December 4, 2019
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Get the attic monkey mug.The sexual act of shitting in a community pot, (can involve multiple people), and covering ones self in it. Then they throw shit out of the community pot at one another to pick a mate. Then they have intercourse, no matter what gender.
by GalvanizedBoyToy October 14, 2019
Get the Muddy Monkey mug.A sexual move that requires a man and woman to be banging in some manner, when the man is about to orgasm the woman removed the dick from wherever it is, flicks the shit out of the tip and screams "BOOM HEADSHOT!'.
Bro 1: Oh man, we were going at it like cats and dogs, then all the sudden she stops and snipes the monkey, it was the weirdest load I've ever blown.
Bro 2: Holy shit, sniping the monkey? If my girl ever did that I think i'd die laughing!
Bro 2: Holy shit, sniping the monkey? If my girl ever did that I think i'd die laughing!
by YouWanSumFuk August 8, 2019
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