American hit-or-pitch

A sport very similar to baseball. American hit-or-pitch borrowed the concept of offensive only and defensive only players from football, but limited the switch to only one position.

The offensive only player is called the "Designated Hitter." Generally the pitcher is the defensive only player (hence the name hit-or-pitch.

The professional American hit-or-pitch league is called the American League.

Managers don't pinch hit as frequently in American hit-or-pitch as they do in baseball.

by KramerKnowsEverything June 29, 2014

Hit The P

When you make the shape of a P with your hand in honors of PAV

Hit the P homie!

by pavskattpav August 16, 2018

scared to hit

When you scared to fight smb

Person 1: YO THIS NIGGA SCARED TO HIT

by Maquoia June 30, 2023

Hitting the Hazards

Hitting the Hazards can be defined as one of two things. Number one, an individual hitting 2 blinkers back to back, or Number two, an individual hitting 2 blinkers simultaneously on multiple pens.

I tried Hitting the Hazards last night and I couldn't breathe for a little bit but I got *so stoned*.

by Barbalax August 24, 2023

I will hit you with a metal pole

I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.

The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:

Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.

by a meme definition October 9, 2023

Oakland Hit

when taking a large hit of weed, usually off a pipe or joint, a maneuver where you french inhale the smoke and blow out a single, large smoke ring. originated in oakland, california

the new kid's from oakland...we should blaze him out and see if he does an oakland hit.

by fuckyeah420 May 6, 2011

Hit the hay

The time for and when to beat your meat

Im going to "hit the hay"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by RocketMan_6911 January 20, 2018