Tom Harris

An Australian mammal found typically in the south-east, around Melbourne. He has a large head, narrow torso and long legs. His penis is around 11 inches long, and he typically mates at least 20 times per week. He spends most of the day in his den, watching live sports and masturbating to Dustin Martin highlights. When provoked, he is extremely hostile and can cause serious injury or death.

“What is the deadliest animal in Australia?”
“Tom Harris for sure”.

by BertCocain November 22, 2021

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Harri

The hottest boy alive he has a massive willie and the ladies can’t resist him, but he still makes time for his mate John he is also cool as fuck

Harri slaped John

by Jackwit752 June 28, 2019

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Harry

I white guy that basically own america and has body guards around him at all times.
Wears bandanas un-ironically and plays vollyball

Really down bad when it comes to women.

Harry will get the swat team on u

by sheluvsjs October 18, 2021

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Harry styles

Harry styles. What can i say?? Hes an icon he is the moment now c'mon now. Hes in a long term relationship with gayatri (AKA gayuthesadbitch on ig). Hes overall an amazing person and anyone who disagrees can suck it

Friend: omg who is that song by and who is that girl?!??!
Friend #2: its To Be So Lonely by Harry Styles and thats his girlfriend Gayatri 😩

by Lolimboredasf May 20, 2021

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Harry Potter

A famous boi that went to Hogwarts and then got even more famous.....

Ya muggles saying its just a book, hah.

Also, how does harry potter get down a hill? walking.

JK rolling...

P.S if you have not read the books this makes ZERO sense.

Wizard =" Rember that boy Harry Potter? "

Person= " good book right? "

Wizard= " sure muggle. "

"You're a Harry Wizard... that was about right. "

by ThisPersonDoesntCare November 6, 2018

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