Sun God Festival

An annual festival which happens once a year at University of California - San Diego (UCSD) during which students of the university engage in actual human contact, including talking to each other.

Did you check out Sun God last year? That shit was tight!

by alex December 1, 2003

older than God

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.

Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?
Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.

by ChuckChaser69 May 18, 2008

like a god church

A lyric in Jake Pauls' song "It's Everyday Bro", it has no real meaning, it just rhymed with the song. When Jake Paul was asked what it meant, he said he had "no fucking idea"

"And I just drop some new merch and it's selling like a god church"

by Smarticle Particle June 18, 2017

Getting right with the Gods

When you are stoned out of your minds.

Bill was so getting right with the gods last night he could barely move.

by The Vein October 22, 2009

I swear to god

A word used which means your getting on somebody nerves I would stop it if I was you.

John - *poke* *poke* *poke*
Mary - I swear to god if you don't stop
John- *poke* *poke* *poke*
Mary - *Shoots John* I TOLD YOU TO STOP

by Live me dude April 13, 2017

Low Tier God

Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I’m just gonna stump you, you gonna keep coming back, I’m gonna seal up all my cracks, you gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you keep smelling this SYRUP. You worthless bitch ass Motherfucker. You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream, sucking on my dick daily. You purpose in life is to be in that chat, blowing a dick daily. Your life is NOTHING, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself… NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that’s covered up, so we can breath inside this blue trapped bubble. Because what are you even here for? To warship me? Kill yourself. I mean that with 100% With 1000%

“I just beat Low Tier God in street fighter! Why am I getting death threats?”

by LteEeeeeee September 28, 2022

Laws of the House of God

A set of hospital rules/truths from Samuel Shem's book, "The House of God". I. Gomers don't die. II. Gomers go to ground. III. At a cardiac arrest, the first procedure is to take your own pulse. IV. The patient is the one with the disease. V. Placement comes first. VI. There is no body cavity that cannot be reached with a #14 needle and a good strong arm. VII. Age + BUN = Lasix dose. VIII. They can always hurt you more. IX. The only good admission is a dead admission. X. If you don't take a temperature, you can't find a fever. XI. Show me a medical student who only triples my work and I will kiss his feet. XII. If the radiology resident and the medical student both see a lesion on the chest x-ray, there can be no lesion there. XIII. The delivery of medical care is to do as much nothing as possible. See also: gomer.

I thought my internal medicine internship had gotten me depressed, but after reading the Laws of the House of God, I'm downright suicidal.

by Dr. Joe August 10, 2004