You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos 

A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.

Jessica Alba you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos by Elburno January 27, 2008

eating daisies 

the act of putting yellow mustard on butt holes then licking. leave the middle brown to resemble a daisy.

we could all tell that Dick had been eating daisies by the mustard on his upper lip.

eating daisies by yukcitysmiles January 24, 2009

Eating Dinner 

A horrible excuse, often used by your friends, to go slip away to have "fun" with their peepee or lack there of: They go to "Eat Dinner." This excuse is often identified, as an excuse, because no one eats dinner in 2 seconds, and/or, 2-4 times in one day. Once you leave, after using this excuse, your friends will continually joke about you "Eating Dinner," until you return...

Wow, they must be satisfied after ,"Eating Dinner."

Eating Dinner by NOTFG2040 January 7, 2019

Eathan

spams chat until even the bots leave

OMG EATHAN STFU FOR TWO SECONDS

Eathan by hifsdf54654654 May 5, 2020

Double meater eater 

Receiving a blow job while eating a Burger King "Super Seven Incher" sandwich.

Jon: "Dude, last night while I chowing down on my BK Super Seven Incher, my gf started giving me a blow job!"

Steve: "Dude, you just got a double meater eater!"

Double meater eater by Peter North/MAPS July 6, 2009

Eating House 

The superior alternative to sororities. Rather than having to suck up to the members, they have to suck up to you so you'll elect to join their house.

Also known as "eating club."

Can be found at Davidson College (Rusk, Warner, Turner, Connor), Princeton University, etc.

Person 1: Do you think you're going to join an Eating House?
Person 2: Most definitely! But I can't decide between Turner and Rusk....

Eating House by AMPhillips January 1, 2009

the giant ass eating nigger 

A big fat nigger that eats ass for money he waits till you have shit coming out and muches it all while he plays with his cock

why is he eating that poop? It's the giant ass eating nigger

the giant ass eating nigger by Super fagalicious January 19, 2017