cock breakfast

like breakfast. only with cock

"we have no money left"
"hmm, i guess we'll have to have a cock breakfast"

by kiwi42 November 16, 2011

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cock ventriloquist

A girl that can talk with a cock in her mouth.

That girl is a cock ventriloquist. She told me a joke mid blow job.
I found out she was a cock ventriloquist when she yelled at me for not taking the trash out while blowing me.

by tuber2112 September 2, 2011

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Cock Fart

When you ejaculate so hard that it makes a farting noise.

Last night I was at my girlfriends house and I cock farted all over her face.

by zSplits December 5, 2018

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Extremely large, clean, well shaped hard dick that will a woman uncontrollably touch rub lick suck chew and beg for the tonsils to be tickled the back of throat slammed while having hair pulled or yanked then a huge release of sweet fluids to quench her horny thirst!!

Eubanks has a sexy cock that will become hard on demand and excrete tasty fluid.

by Missythekid April 18, 2018

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Cock out

When departures or arrivals are busy as fuck, and polish lot and british are coming in late and the office girls and supervisors make you stay manditory overtime but you clock out your timecard really quick and sneaky like and run to catch the amc bus before anyone notices you clocked out early

You should "cock out" before they make you do air india locals.

by Disgruntled airport employee March 10, 2019

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