Chris

A name given to people who can't talk to women on their own, they are know to be very short and introverted.

Chris : What should I say to Cristina she said "Good morning".
Sebastian : Think nigga think.

by Notfesse January 3, 2024

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Get the Chrismug.

Chris

Might be small but can beat any nigga ass

Act gay but will steal ya bitch

Realest nigga I know💯💯

BEST THAT NIGGA ASS CHRIS

by Tayk12 May 4, 2019

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Get the Chrismug.

Chris Brown

To be as fine Trey Songz but as smooth as Usher
So sexy that you would be the next Aaliyah for him

I want my man to be a Chris Brown if I can't get the real thing.

by Chrisbrownwifee_2011 October 6, 2020

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Get the Chris Brownmug.

A guy you think that you know.
You don't.

It is said that those with the most love to give. Also have the most hate to release.
The pendulum swings hard both ways.

Chris Marshall is the guy you want in your corner. He knows where the bodies are buried. He still has the Left handed shovel to prove it. A backroom profit and the Patron Saint of Lost Souls

He is the guy that will make the kids breakfast and get them off to school. He will help a stranger broken down on the side of the road.

He is also the guy that will pour gas on a chomo and strike a match.
Money doesn't impress him. So don't try and buy him.

The Golden Rule is the currency.

So spend wisely.
Most of all he is kind

and pleasant to be around.
Until he's not.

Harshall, Angry Man, Marine, Grit are just a few synonyms

The Golden Rule.

It really is that simple.

Man, did you see Chris Marshall?

No what happened? He stopped being nice...

by Harshall January 31, 2023

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