clubeberity

Someone famous for hitting nightclubs and being rich.

Paris Hilton is a clubeberity.

by Gliiiter Bolt April 1, 2009

clubsies

A place where one can gyrate with common whores and home boys. The purpose of visiting 'da clubsies' is to get wankered and have a messy night out out that results in chundering everywhaaaare. Often includes banter.

"Mate are you going to da clubsies tonight?"
"Got no I.D mate, sorry."

by Pretty Andy April 13, 2010

Clubhog

It's a secret.

"What are you thinking about?" -Reade
"Clubhog" -Allie
"What's that?" -Reade
"It's a secret." - Allie

by Alexandra Lalexander April 6, 2011

Clubclowner

Noun. (Vb- Clubclowning, to Clubclown) A Clubclowner is, by definition, an incessantly obnoxious bitch or he-bitch whose entire life revolves around loitering and whoring around clubs their family either owns or knows the owner of, projecting an overtly pungent and particular aroma of hipster desperation and obvious desired importance- particularly in the Southern Californian and (visiting) Las Vegas area. This specific species and/or variety of douchebag is easily spotted, even when far away from their natural habitat, and you are never surprised because you "sooo called it" back in High School. They tend to run in packs and have random pictures of B and C-List celebrities on their social networking sites sans caption or print of name, as they wish to make the encounter look like a frequent occurrence. "Wannabe clubclowners" also exist, and are far more prevalent on any scene- and although outright rejected by the actual packs of CC's and left to die, they are even easier to identify both visually and using one's olfactory senses. If one grew up in Los Angeles and went to private school, they are most probably surrounded by Clubclowners and wannabe CC's which can induce headaches, nausea, vomiting, and possibly thoughts of suicide. Therapy and psycho-pharmaceuticals are recommended in such cases.

"Wow. Look at Danny- god, what a predominant douche! I cannot even fathom that we were ever friends. Look at him, sitting in VIP, with an expression on his face like he's stuck on a tour of the Museum of Tolerance, sipping on some new gastro-drink like it's mother's milk (albeit 'boring' mother's milk that he 'discovered yearssss ago') and wearing the same hipster Johnny Depp-circa 90's outfit he's been posing in for two weeks straight with a scarf, three-week 'I don't give a fuck bitches (but really do- ever so much!)' scruff, cigarette stains on his nails and grease in his 'Robert-Pattinson-totally-jacked-my-look hair', while toting a beat up blackberry equipped with skull case taking 'My entourage and I are indescribably cool and such regulars ‘cuz my Godfather and Dad own the joint and I've been coming here to do lines since I was 7, so I could NEVER, NEVER EVER, possibly be at all excited and/or content to be here, no matter which celebrity I happen to be with. So, yeah…whatever bitches. P.S. I love that you are so jealous that I find this mundane', pictures using those 70's grunge photo apps to add an extra splash of 'Really. I promise you, I seriously don't give a fuck because I'm such a hipster...' that he'll eventually post on Facebook one at a time (as to not give off any impression that it was, in fact, one of the best nights of his life)."
"I know, right?! He is the quintessential DEFINITION of a Clubclowner!"
"You know, I so called this in 7th grade..."

by DilaGH December 16, 2011

clubgoals

like squadgoals but for the older, slang-adjacent set.

i was sending a text message to my friend about pitch perfect and how they were clubgoals. which i confirmed was the right phrase by googling taylor swift club goals.

by clubgoals May 14, 2015

Clubception

Clubception is the inception of a club with in a club. A group of club members that are in their own club. It is like the movie inception "a dream within a dream" The word was made up from members of a car club when they noticed a group of the members that created another club even though they were already in a club.

When you are a member of a club but then you say you're in another club that is really a clubception but really you must have never been in the real club in the first place - Bob your Car Club is a Clubception, it is not really a real car club - you must be dreaming or in a fantasy world

by Kid808 May 28, 2015

Clubb

often mistaken for club, Clubb is the name for any family with over nine children, the number of boys or girls isn't important, but they have to all have the same parents, if there are over fifty then it becomes crazyy, often confused with crazy

person 1: I heard that you were a Clubb
person 8: no, I only have seven siblings
persons 1 2 3 4 5 6 7: hi!
person 1: oh, my bad

by just a name among billions March 6, 2017