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Clubception

Clubception is the inception of a club with in a club. A group of club members that are in their own club. It is like the movie inception "a dream within a dream" The word was made up from members of a car club when they noticed a group of the members that created another club even though they were already in a club.
When you are a member of a club but then you say you're in another club that is really a clubception but really you must have never been in the real club in the first place - Bob your Car Club is a Clubception, it is not really a real car club - you must be dreaming or in a fantasy world
by Kid808 May 28, 2015
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Cumception

Cumming while in the act of masturbating to porn that you have made of yourself, probably because you have such a obsession with yourself / severe daddy issues
Alicia: I had a serious Cumception session last night, stuck some porn on but it didn’t do it for me, so I pulled some home videos out yaknow?
by Howdoidjent April 18, 2019
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Cumception

A Cumception is when you cum inside of girls mouth,ass,pussy,and then on her. Not in that particular!
I just gave my girl a CUMCEPTION!!!!!!
by The Pimp King November 23, 2021
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cliception

A clique that contains 1 or more clique.
The cliception was account of the oldest 2 cliques to ever exist.
by Deadric666 March 25, 2019
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Cumception

/𝘬ə𝘮ˈ𝘴𝘦𝘱𝘚𝘏(ə)𝘯/

n. The act of faking an orgasm so realistically it unexpectedly turns into an actual climax
He was determined to make me come I thought I was going to have to pee the bed and say I squirted, but as I was about to pee I had a cumception right before he busted.
by Hogan Torah October 23, 2020
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Cumception

Fucking a girl. and cumming inside of her pussy,mouth,ass as well as on top of her. not in that particular order!
I just gave Ella a Cumception.
by The Pimp King November 22, 2021
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Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception

A man loads his semen into the jacuzzi jets before turning on the tub. The next unassuming woman to take a relaxing bath will be bombarded with the man’s jitt (hense jittcuzzi). The sloor may later becum pregnant from the jacuzzi jets firing the jizz into her cooch, like that of a cannonball shooting out of a cannon.

Disclaimer: Not recommended in Alabama
Caitlin Jenner: Took a nice bubble bath in my neighbor’s hot tub last night. It was hella relaxing.

Pimp: Bitch, hope you wasn’t in a Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception. Them shits will get you preg af. Worst thing is, if you is in Alabamer, they gon’ make you keep the baby. Unless you wanna go to jail and get pounded by Sandusky type mofos and shit like that.
by Stoney69 May 16, 2019
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