Chocolate Animal Cracker

The reverse of a blumpkin where you're peeing and you get your salad tossed. This is difficult for a chick, but not impossible. Toilets are not necessary.

I was killing time before WGI semifinals when I got this chick to give me a chocolate animal cracker.

I had to pee during sex, so I just went, and she continued to give me a chocolate animal cracker.

I told my bro that if he likes blumkins, he should try chocolate animal crackers, forget about it!

I asked the lady selling tickets if she was into blumpkins and she said,
"No, but I'll give you a chocolate animal cracker. Do you want one?"
I said, "Oh, word? You better believe it!"

by TheChocolateAnimalCracker September 24, 2012

chocolate monkey face

See 'monkey face' but instead of semen human excrement is used

Male collects his faeces in a jar and applies to face of female, her pubic shavings are then applied to the excrement. Called chocolate monkey face

by Pubemunchinglolipop5 December 27, 2013

chocolate cookie race

A race between 2 or more people where you place an oreo cookie between your butt cheeks and race but if you lose the race or drop your oreo you must eat it.

Tyler lost the chocolate cookie race but I think he enjoyed eating his cookie...

by ROCK_44_ March 27, 2016

chocolate fudge pop

Chocolate fudge pop- when a male and female are are having anal sex and the male has human feces all over his penis

" I was fucking this girl last night and when i pulled out i had a chocolate fudge pop."

by yourBORICUAzeth January 19, 2014

Chocolate Rock Star

Essentially, it is a Rusty Trombone done on a female. Instead of the back and forth motion of the hand job given during the rusty trombone, the motion is an eighties hairband windmill using the guitar pick to flick her snizz

My mom caught me doing the chocolate rock star on that chick Eric Wagner kidnapped.

by The Alcalde January 13, 2009

Charlie's chocolate factory

When you fuck a girl in mud or a mud bath and fill her with it so much it drips out. Like the water fall in the movie "Charlie's and the chocolate factory"

Man 1: Yo I was at the spa in the mud bath and I fucked my girl and gave her a Charlie's chocolate factory"
Man 2: " wow dam I'm jealous"

by Jswag93 December 9, 2015

Chocolate cupcake with red frosting

A prolapsed anus

When the anus protrudes out of ones backside, it resembles a cupcake with red frosting, but that’s where the poop comes from, hence chocolate cupcake with red frosting.

by A WHITE GUY November 14, 2019