stale boner

a boner that looks and feels fine to anyone but you
stale morning blood running through your shaft,
perhaps still with the morning
making you spiral with the lazy of the morning

she didn't notice my stale boner, so we did it anyway

by fghj8889999 June 22, 2021

side boner job

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.

"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."

by TheCubesicle September 13, 2013

Boner Math

The act of calculating how many boners you can get/ nuts you can bust within a certain amount of time

We got 5 hours tonight? Hold up b let captain sex do some quick boner math

by Lork Banana-Larry November 15, 2021

Mega boner

A moment were you have an erection and your balls also get an erection

Tony: Dude I had a mega boner last night. Your mom gave it to me.

by Jayhawk806 March 08, 2021

tactical boner

Can be used in any Combat sport, especially wrestling. You get a boner on purpose and your opponent runs away in disgust.

Dude 1: "Bro, did you wrestle in the last match?
Dude 2: " yeah, I got a tactical boner and he fled the matt.

by ballboy8===D-- December 05, 2018

personality boner

When someone is turned on for ones personality not their looks

Ethan got a personality boner for Abbey

by Baller57 February 04, 2017

Burnt Boner

When yo wake up in the morning with a boner and hop in the shower with the hot water on and burn your knob.

"Dude how did you sleep"
" Good but I woke up and got a burnt boner"

by NON-FOREVER ALONe :-D May 03, 2016