A god-like erection that often comes as the result of not masturbating for long periods of time, and then doing something sexual.
by Poomah May 9, 2018

This term is used when you can not get a boner due to a situation, that makes your dick sad and soft.
Me and Suzi were trying dirty talk, that was great until she called me skinny penis , that gave me a serious case of the boner blues.
by cussergeniass October 1, 2019

What a demon gets when they make you angry, upset, sad, make you look or feel stupid etc… don’t engage them, ignore, ignore, ignore unless you are into getting dudes off…
He’s weak, get him!!!! Oh yeah, look at him squirm! Here’s where they begin to swarm like vultures or pirañas with boners. Power Ranger version; a gaggle of demons yell out Demon Boners unite and they morph into a Super Mega Demon Boner.
by MValentine69 April 2, 2022

1. Stoner boner is when you craving some loud ass tree
2. Stoner Boner is when you smell some gas tree around you
2. Stoner Boner is when you smell some gas tree around you
1. “aye nigga I got a Stoner Boner let’s cop some tree”
“My Stoner Boner senses are tingling, you smell that ? “
“My Stoner Boner senses are tingling, you smell that ? “
by Muñañyo March 4, 2021

Any erection that is vulnerable to attack or an erection that is vulnerable during any situation at any place or time.
by Rumham frank April 4, 2016

Any type of noun, verb, adjective, or other form of matter which causes a boner or an erection (both male and female). It's actually pretty self explanitory. Can be pluralized as "boner producers". Can be an occupation; "boner producing".
by OK,iwon'tusemyrealname June 1, 2010

When somebody rubs their cock and it turns so hard that it makes the girls so wet it starts spraying cum everywhere
by ravanelli pula in curu lu gras May 11, 2025
