Bird

Jordan Breau

Jordan Breau is a fucking BIRD

by Jordan Bro May 29, 2017

Bird

A flat out dumbass who annoys the fuck out of everybody

Sean Omoseni is such a fucking bird. He never shares his marks with other people and he always sucks all the teacher's dicks

by KissUp May 31, 2017

bird scout

A person in the game Team fortress 2 playing as the scout class using the soda popper or the force a nature, this play style focuses on jumping around like a bird

"Im having a 1v1 against a scout using the force a nature, what a fucking bird scout loser"

error: Im fucking owning you right now you cant hit me!
Sterben: thats because its impossible to hit you
error: well thats how i play
Sterben: well only pussies plays as bird scout

by error_or_reich June 5, 2017

bird hours

When a guy only hits you up to "hangout" between the hours of 11pm-3am, usually only for sex.

"I will only hangout with that slut Jessica during bird hours because I don't want to be seen with her."

by lolololblahblaahblahblah June 12, 2017

drinking bird

A drinking bird is something that adds efficiency and productivity to your life or business.

Wow man, John's assistant is one hell of a drinking bird! She got him a business class plane ticket to Bangkok for under $1,000, incredible!

by PHEdward June 16, 2017

mouthy northern bird

Northern girl who backchats a lot and never listens.

Nigel: oi m8 she is a right mouthy northern bird.
Dave:I can attest to that.

by UrBoiCanCount June 18, 2017

bird candy

Bird candy is a subtle way of calling someone a cocksucker. It allows a person to express themselves in a situation that would not allow for such language.

Tom is being a total bird candy right now.

by 011000110 June 23, 2017