The sexiest man alive. Someone who enters your world and changes it forever. He does not fall in love easily so to be loved by him is to be considered lucky. He is smart, funny, and has the cutest butt. Once you meet him you will never want to be with anyone else. But most likely he will have a girlfriend so you will be forced to be with someone else. That is the cruel joke in meeting someone like Ben.
by Jfromtheblock November 23, 2021
Get the Benmug. Ben is the type of lad you get to know really well. Growing up together, going to school, college or 6th form at the same time. You share the same group of friends, like the same kind of things and generally get on really well with.
Ben is a lad that will make you question your own sexuality. With those brown eyes, flawless brown hair and a smile to die for you inevitability end up checking him out more and more with every chance you get. Ben is into all types of sport but particularly football. Whilst Ben will go to the gym regularly he's one of those lucky guys that only has to put in minimal effort in order to achieve a hot, toned kick-ass body.
Ben has a really big cock. Ben may be shy in large groups, however, when hanging out with just one or two other lads will let the banter flow and assert his sexual prowess. Ben isn't afraid to show off his muscles. Ben isn't afraid to let you know he's hung like a mother fucker.
Ben is the kind of lad that over time has on off girlfriends but nothing ever serious.
As a bro Ben isn't afraid of demonstrating all things bromantic. He encourages the bromance.
Ben is the kind of lad that so long as it's kept between him and yourself isn't afraid of a bit of bro spooning. Ben is 100% straight but he's a lad with needs. Ben is a lad that recognises a curious person.
Ben is the kind of lad your more than happy to give head. It's only a Brojob between mates.
Ben is a lad that will make you question your own sexuality. With those brown eyes, flawless brown hair and a smile to die for you inevitability end up checking him out more and more with every chance you get. Ben is into all types of sport but particularly football. Whilst Ben will go to the gym regularly he's one of those lucky guys that only has to put in minimal effort in order to achieve a hot, toned kick-ass body.
Ben has a really big cock. Ben may be shy in large groups, however, when hanging out with just one or two other lads will let the banter flow and assert his sexual prowess. Ben isn't afraid to show off his muscles. Ben isn't afraid to let you know he's hung like a mother fucker.
Ben is the kind of lad that over time has on off girlfriends but nothing ever serious.
As a bro Ben isn't afraid of demonstrating all things bromantic. He encourages the bromance.
Ben is the kind of lad that so long as it's kept between him and yourself isn't afraid of a bit of bro spooning. Ben is 100% straight but he's a lad with needs. Ben is a lad that recognises a curious person.
Ben is the kind of lad your more than happy to give head. It's only a Brojob between mates.
I just gave Ben a Brojob! He didn't look at me or say nothing but at the end he was proper smiling.
You: "hey Ben! What are you doing after the match?"
Ben: "your throat, faggot!!"
What goes on between Ben and I is a secret between best mates.
You: "hey Ben! What are you doing after the match?"
Ben: "your throat, faggot!!"
What goes on between Ben and I is a secret between best mates.
by Kjoek23 February 22, 2022
Get the Benmug. 
A person who loves food...almost to the point where people all over the world are affected from starvation.
Someone come arrest this man and confiscate his ice cream
Claims to be 90 kg when irl he is unscalable
Someone come arrest this man and confiscate his ice cream
Claims to be 90 kg when irl he is unscalable
by John Gibbles March 1, 2024
Get the Ben Portermug. Ben doesn't live in a hotel. He's got a wife, he's — a perfect one. He's got triples of the Barracuda, triples of the Roadrunner... triples of a Nova.
by DookieShoes November 24, 2021
Get the Benmug. Some often refer to him as the second coming. Blake Salernos right hand man. Will do anything he says
by Jed Harrowell May 14, 2024
Get the Ben Athertonmug.