stale boner

a boner that looks and feels fine to anyone but you
stale morning blood running through your shaft,
perhaps still with the morning
making you spiral with the lazy of the morning

she didn't notice my stale boner, so we did it anyway

by fghj8889999 June 21, 2021

mormon boner

An erection for the anus before marriage and for every orifice after.

Brad: I got that Mormon Boner.
Thad: You two aren’t married. Better get Becky some Depends.

by Johnny1981 September 11, 2021

The Piss Boner

The myth that one may get a boner when they have to piss.

Go back to sleep kyle, the piss boner isn’t real.

by therealslimmyshade April 9, 2021

No boner bob

When bob comes over to bang your hot wife and he can’t get a boner because he’s no fun.

No boner bob is lame. Only gets hard for Jesse.

by landkkiwi November 5, 2023

Cheek Boner

When someone packs a fat lip, producing a visible bulge in the cheek. (Dip tobacco)

Hey man, check out Eddy- he’s got a fat cheek boner!

Guy: Can I pinch a dip?
Dude: Sure, just don’t pack a cheek boner. I’m running low.

by Dip Veteran May 9, 2024

boner valley

A Home or an apartment filled with 12 or more guys with their dicks out ready for sexual intercourse

Don't go to jimmy's house. Its a boner valley

by MarfiaStrikes December 4, 2015

Boner Gravy

A TERM FOR EJACULENT FOR MALE HUMANS

He just replaced regular gravy with his boner gravy it was disgusting that guy ruined thanksgiving for EVERYBODY

by Fudgedragon2005 June 21, 2018