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Chode Boiler 

The act of getting one's chode and boiling it in a kettle
"Ah that chode boiler boiled my chode last night"
Related Words
boi boink boing boil Boise boii Boiled Boint boiii boiler
A slow and lowly character of the Animal Kingdom. Travels under the alias of "Beacome, Aaron." Is noted in the Bible as quote "...the one who shalt giveth CHODE a new meaningith...five is right out...and who shalt taketh on the KESSIAH when the cities of good and evil part, to decide who shalt becometh the Highlander." (excerpt from the book of George Clinton, chapter 6 verses 9-25)
Is also known to "bend it like Bekham" on alternating weekends. Started his balding phase during his birth (it should also be noted that following the birth, Aaron's mother mistook his PENIS for his umbillical cord, and bit it off with such force that tying it back on would be an almost futile attempt. To this day, the phrase Boigum can be heard throughout the halls of Mount Michael Benedictine High School.

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Aaron has read Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 30 times!
Hello Boigum. Lovely weather today, eh?
Boigum by Awesome Man Nelson September 25, 2004

boinker-nopples 

its an exclamatory pharse used when a dolphin does an impressive trick.
(dolphin does a super flippy thing) oh shit, BOINKER-NOPPLES!
boinker-nopples by Dave Esposito February 7, 2008
Technical term for the age old saying 'its not rape if you shout surprise before hand..'
Calum: Dunno wot to do about this bird mate, shes so shy. what should I do?
Chris: Just follow her home and give her a boo boink.
boo boink by Chrisseh December 9, 2008
One-half gluttonny pig, one-half bouncing baby.
As said to your cat or other small, overfed indoor creature, What a little boingus you are!
boingus by fr33k1c August 15, 2006

butt boing 

the act of shoving one's cock up another guy's anus; anal sex
the 2 gays took turns butt boingin' each other
butt boing by Ziggy Stardust February 1, 2004