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boner

YOUR PP GETS HARDDDDDDDDD
Sheesh i’m getting a boner my pp is so HARDDDDDDDDDDD
by meowitsjojoo April 11, 2021
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Absolutely Boner Worthy

A phrase to emphasize the worthiness of a thing to where it can give a male an erection
That mask of stuffed animals is truly...
Absolutely Boner Worthy.
by Atom500 January 9, 2020
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fossil boner

When you’re so old you nutt ashes.
That guy is so old, he has a fossil boner!”
So ....like when you’re going down on a girl but she’s so old she’s dry like the Mojave.
by Chjdkahsbd February 15, 2019
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Boner tunes

Those song that are playing in the background as your doing the deed.
by Misslinds January 5, 2024
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Tom Boner

You jurk off to' @cstoner0' or known as tom.stoner voice
I had a tom boner so I jerked it off all night
by anonymous February 17, 2025
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science boner

A state of euphoria achieved after learning about an awesome scientific fact, idea, principle, or theory.
Dude, reading that book totally gave me a science boner
by arrogant-bastard July 10, 2016
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meatless boner

Meatless boner: a female vegetarian who likes a big male erection (aka a boner) to ride.
Meatless boner: As the saying goes 'female vegetarians, they don't like the meat but they sure like the bone!'
by benapisbrox February 29, 2012
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