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comfort baby

A comfort baby is someone you look forward to talk about your problems as they comfort you and only you. It's sort of like dating and being best friends but they're not really your significant other and not really your bestfriend as you only go to them for comfort every now n then.
Niko: what are we ?
Crystal: you're my comfort baby
by 23 savage May 17, 2017
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Baby Batter

Semen, Otherwise known as the man’s Gooey Goodness, or “Shot Goo”. A hot load if you will.
He shot his Baby Batter into me, there’s no way I’m Not Pregnant.
by CosmicKramerTheAssMan February 15, 2018
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Milf Baby

The swaddled, booty-pajama-wearing, pacifier-sucking proof that the smoking hot woman in line at the grocery store is, in fact, a milf.

No matter how attractive a woman is to begin with, her hotness is magnified by these fashion accessories.

The milf babies themselves are not sexual objects. They merely heighten the desire we feel for their mother.
Do you see that grocery cart full of milf babies?

Look at her feeding that milf baby.
by shav3dh3d January 1, 2012
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babies arm

A large multi-paper joint
We smoked a fuckin babies arm joint
by DWatson March 17, 2005
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baby spout

A catchy song from the point of view of a baby in the mother's womb. Often sung in a trio; including a bass, tener, and soprano.
"Baby Spout.. LET ME OUT of the Baby Spout.. I GOTTA GET OUT of the Baby Spout..."
by Erika January 25, 2005
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Baby G

origin: Eddie Izzard
short for Baby Jesus.

see also: Baby Jee
(from Eddie Izzard's "Glorious" show)

“Oh, Baby G.! We have followed the Star, which was a lamp post for a while, and we went around in circles, but now we’re here. We got a bit pissed somewhere… Somewhere near Birmingham, and now we’re here with presents. Baby G., we bring you gold!”

(sounds of amazement)

“We bring you frankincense.”

(sniffs, expresses pleasure)

“We bring you myrrh…”

(undecided sounds)

“Yes, I think that if you rub it on the back of a duck, it goes quite fast, yes? That’s what… Or maybe it’s a small banjo… If you can spell it, you can have it! How about that?”

And Baby G. was very happy…
by EazyCheez February 9, 2004
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Busted Baby

A female that becomes so wet during sex that it feels as though she's been Busted, Hence the phrase, Busted Baby.
The Busted Baby has a Juicy Vagina, so Juicy She might be Busted.
by sweetiep August 23, 2008
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