not p

when something is not pushin p, so it is bad.

That show was so not p.

by baking brea August 24, 2022

P-Dog

It means mr.porter

P-dog is so funny.

by Claire bear May 27, 2024

P

nickname for Texas Land Commissioner George P. Bush

P saved The Alamo from being sold privately.

by Coop Dupe June 15, 2018

John P

John P thinks he's hot shit because he works at a warehouse for Home Depot and there's mad bitches there. There's this bitch that has dyed hair, a septum ring and John P simps over her but knows deep inside that he will never receive the cooch. He smokes weed, trips on acid and plays league of legends all fucking day, jerking off and just turning his brain to mush. He used to play guitar but now he doesn't play shit and is just an unproductive sack of shit that sits on his ass all day. His laugh sounds like a donkey and he lives with Jesus.

Person1: Yo, who's that guy?
Person2: Oh, that guy? That's John P.
Person1: Hm, he looks like he simps for bitches, never breaks up with his girlfriend, sits on his ass and plays league all fucking day, and jerks off every waking second.
Person2: Yep, that's him. Classic John P.

by badussy2.0 February 9, 2022

Pushing P

Pushing Positivity

He was pushing positivity to the group

by Tricky_Preference November 29, 2023

Pushing P

When Pushing P, you’re gathering or moving cash.

P or P’s is an abbreviation for “Penny” or “Pennies”, and is widely used in UK rap.

Hey bro, you got any p?

Nah bro, I’ll get p’s later on today.

You need to be pushing p’s!

by Scroundreljackson February 3, 2022

e x p a n d

Did you get the joke? uhh... no? god damn it, WHY, WHY AM I SO UNFUNNY, FUCK THIS

Guy 1: *writes e x p a n d*
Guy 1: Get it?
Guy 2: Yes.......
Guy 1: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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