Headphone Zombie

When someone is wearing headphones and is completely unresponsive to the outside world. Headphone zombies often travel in packs, but rarely communicate or associate with one another. It is not yet determined whether they feed on brains or popular music, or both.

I drove through the University and nearly hit a pack of J-walking headphone zombies

by King_of_Tots November 3, 2015

Abercrombie Zombie

One of the many (millions) of clones and mindless copies of one another who can't think for themselves, so they shop at Abercrombie & Fitch in order to try and give meaning to their empty lives. What they need is to be able to make their own decisions, based on what they really like and need, not what they think that people will like them for.

Abercrombie Zombies should be destroyed.

by Kris April 24, 2003

Zombiepuff

Q T who plays World of Warcraft

Zombiepuff is a cute Priest!

by Undeadpriest April 30, 2009

Zombie Hit

When you have passed out from smoking. But suddenly when its your turn in the roto you become only conscience enough to smoke before going back to sleep. They never remember taking the hit the next morning.

"Damn hollie just woke up for a zombie hit"
"yah now shes going to pass out and never remember"

by HMW3434 October 23, 2009

ZombieChan

A "femanon" from the site 4Chan. She had a steam for about 2 months and then disappeared. Some say she is still lurking in the shadows of the internet. Others claim to have seen her on 4Chan here and there giving out advise.

Anon: B'aw, I don't know why my gf broke up with me!
ZombieChan: Where you a dick to her?
Anon: Sometimes...
ZombieChan: Well...there you go.

by havaranaman March 16, 2010

Bath salt zombie

When you do bath salts as a drug and then go around chewing homeless people's faces off. Only to be stopped by 11 bullets to the body.

Tom:DUDE MY COUSIN JUST GOT HIS FACE EATEN OFF BY A BATH SALT ZOMBIE!!!

david: STFU I'm doing bath salts right now

Tom: NOOOOOOO

David: *eats Tom's face off*

Tom:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by DRUGGY BITCH December 12, 2012

Zombie Apocalypse

Something 12 year old boys wish would happen so they can show off how badass they are.

Sheldon: Imagine if there was a zombie apocalypse! I would use a gun!
John:Sheldon shut up you faggot

by jjr51802 November 1, 2013