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we dont hate aussies just sumtimes they really piss ya off and wots more they often whinge about us and thatll start about a weeks worth of trans-tasman annoyance.i do like aussies because they have a millitary contract called the canbberra pact that declares that if one of us shall do battle the other will step in to help us victory,and i think thats fuken great.
the annoy us:not voting 4 new zealand to host the 2011 rugby world cup,we still one but its the thought that counts.
by daryl999 December 28, 2005
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New Zealand is the coldest state of Australia, it's people seem to think it is a seperate country and like to act as though there is some sort of cross tasman rivarly, they don't however realise the rivarly beetween states such as SA, VIC, NSW etc. are of much greater importance.
Aussie A "Oi, We're playing the All-blacks tonight"
Aussie B "Fuck that, it's Collingwood Vs The Crows"

australia, new zealand.
Anzac Spirit lives on.
by Saause September 6, 2008
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New Zealand

A beautiful country in the South Pacific. New Zealand is NOT the sheep shagging capital of the world, any prat who writes that, should do themselves a favour and LEARN what they are writing about. Roughly 80% of the people are honest, easy-going, relaxed, tolerant, and so on. The other 20% aren't worth worrying about are they? By all means check it out. You'll be glad you did.
New Zealand is one of the most diverse countries in the world.
by God I love this planet April 13, 2006
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high pitch bad singer who can be nice or rude mostly rude and has a girls night wiff jenifer who can be a pain n the behind all the time a is late so her daghter gets mad h0mer simpson face (_8(|) haha mother >:) never mess wiff me
omg alysia look at jennifer n zelma callem big botty n mustard >:)
by mother >:))))) November 16, 2012
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New Zealand

A beautiful country in the South Pacific next to Australia. There are some Australians who think NZ is a load of shit and lay lots of crap on NZ becasue they don't know what it's really like. I hope all Aussies aren't like that, as in all honesty NZ is pretty damn good.
Aussie: "NZ sucks"
2nd Aussie: "Oath!"
1st Aussie: "No there's lots of Aussies who think NZ sucks big time."
by Billy May 13, 2005
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new zealand

Australia's close ally and friend. There are some Australians who seem to hate New Zealand for some reason and vice versa. Needs to stop. New Zealand is an entirely different country to Australia with entirely different political, economic, indigenous, demographic, and geostratgic differences to it's giant neighbour to the west. Either NE (New England) or the Northern Territory are that "new state"

The Anzac bilateral relationship between the two of them has been strained over the years, thanks to the ANZUS treaty breaking up, lack of defence spending from the New Zealand government, airline collapses, this, that, OK OK it's time to move on from all that. What about the positives? I have said this a few times before but I think the issue here is Australia's *bucketloads* of confidence, and general comfort with itself. New Zealand, I'm afraid you will not find anywhere near as much of these qualities. Many Australians I know love New Zealand, so I am not bitching too much.
Australia-New Zealand bondage

ANZAC lives on
by Paul Ward July 22, 2006
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Zelma

Her technical prowess is unmatched and she can hack into your heart! She can’t sit still for more then 10 minutes and her level of memory retention is basically at a loss for names and details. However, there is no one better to have riding shotgun in your life. You learn something new every day and will always go to bed amazed that you have her in your life!
You wish you were as cool as a Zelma.
by MikesHardMarshmellow June 14, 2020
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