Steve'd yourself

When you're eating while wearing a white shirt and you spill food on your shirt.

Watching a buddy eat spaghetti as it falls off his fork and lands on his white shirt. "Dude, you just Steve'd yourself."

by SubsurfaceShrek June 22, 2020

James yourself

Break the bed while having sex and fall then accidentally ejaculate in your own face and lips then unintentionally lick your lips.

I hope you don’t James yourself tonight when you are with your girlfriend! That’s when you break the bed while having sex and accidentally jizz in your own face then lick your lips unintentionally!

by James’s friend June 9, 2021

Heeh yourself

The phrase used when someone makes a quad bogey, breaks a golf club, does something retarded.

After the quad bogey, he was forced to heeh yourself.

by Tubs69 May 18, 2020

Unalive yourself

It’s a way of telling someone to go die but survive it. So a nice way telling someone to die because they said something stupid or off”

“I thought Obama was white” “what bro? Bro just go unalive yourself”

by Jojo aka @3xclusive._.jo April 5, 2021

kill yourself

Something people decide to do when they don't feel like living anymore...

suicide.

Hanging, blowing brains out, dying by your own hands, ect.

by Stephanie Soquet April 2, 2005

murder yourself

An exotic species half bird half man with some slight Autism only found in the incest village of Nigeria

Today I found a murder yourself and it was worse than I even imagined

by Mikethegreatbird August 31, 2017

Kill yourself

When someone disagrees with someone politically

Person 1: I don’t like Joe Biden
Person 2: GO KILL YOURSELF!

by Somepersonthatexists September 5, 2021