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this is one of the longest insults known to man-kind, and is most commonly used to REALLY piss some one off to the highest degree, often when they are a fucking whore that deserves to die
-and you often say that when your gonna kill their mother
P1: you are a mother fucking idiot that should go die in a piss filled ho-
p2: YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!
p1: nah... wait WHAT?!
p2: *kills mother*
p1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by SomeRandomIdiotThatSucksAss April 16, 2022
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If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth

An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden/anybody.
Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.
by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010
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Commanding a man/woman to allow an assfucking to take place!
Requesting Anal sex in a demanding form to another human being!
A punking between two mates/bros/friends!
(RingRing) hey whats going good wit it! Fuck you homie tell ur asshole to suck my dick!

Excuse me sir may I ask you a question... yes..yes you can...could you kindly tell your asshole to suck my dick!
by Nedly "NED" Nerdstrom April 14, 2008
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Break your skull with my dick

To fuck someone in the face so hard, it would probably damage their skull in the process. Can be used in an argument between two guys.
On XBox 360: "Hey, why don't you give me your address so I can come over and break your skull with my dick"!?
by AK862 February 22, 2011
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my dick is in your mouth

Getting absolutely destroyed
Like, damn
Think this: You playing 2K19 and you getting your ass beat 65-12

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Friend: Oh my god, bro! My dick is in your mouth. MY DICK IS IN YOUR MOUTH!
by 11eryxin March 5, 2019
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Get that dick out of your mouth

When someone says something so stupid/ ignorant, you ask them to please remove that dick from their mouth because they arent making sense.
Trevor= Michael Jordan sucks at basketball, Lebron is the greatest!

Me= Man!!!! SHUT UP! get that dick out of your mouth, you aint making any sense!
by youngandfree August 26, 2013
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Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick!

Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick! is what a guy says to another guy when he wants the guy to jack off and suck his and other guy's cocks.
Matt often says "Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick!" when he wants me to jack off and suck the cocks of all the other guys in our pod!
by eda-skip November 17, 2022
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