Wrinka dink

Pronounced : Wrink-A-Dink

Term for : Wrinkly Penis , Aged Cock & Balls , or 60+ aged penis

Hey I heard that Old man Mc' Hangus gives his wife the Ol' Wrinka dink after the 6'o clock news.

Man I'm grossed out I seen my grandma sucking My grandpa's Wrinka dink on youtube.

Hopefully When I have a wife she'll want my Wrinka dink when we get older.

Jeez, I hope I die when I'm 56 years old cause I don't want to live with a Wrinka dink in my pants.

by O.A.B. forever October 12, 2011

wrinkle wank

The act of an older lady, who may lack the pertness to perform a satisfying tit wank, resorting to the use of a particularly deep wrinkle, preferably in the cleavage area, to provide male satisfaction

I went for the chili dog but she was a big saggy, so it turned into a dirty wrinkle wank

by anonymous03838 January 30, 2014

wrinkle fest

Large group or gathering full of old people

The cruise trip was a wrinkle fest.

by jogobean September 17, 2014

wrinkly starfish

(n) A vuglar and discreet way to refer to one's anus, generally in a negative context.

Sam: Please stop swearing. There are children present.

Herschel: Bite my wrinkly starfish.

by toddwagonwheel November 27, 2016

Wrinklewonk

Somebody who's better than perfect

my! Anna Conquest, you're wrinklewonk!

by 💘💘🤐🤐 January 24, 2017

wrinkleskink

A person with an excessive amount of foreskin.

“That guy looks like he’s got a right wrinkleskink!”

by Gooch Waffle November 29, 2017

wrinklepuss

Old woman.

That old wrinklepuss bitch Thinks she is important. wrinklepuss

by Salty capt. December 24, 2017