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asphalt worker

Crazy SOB, I mean you have to be to deal with that hot stuff daily. Will usually have an energy drink and a pack of cigs at all times. May also be found on rain days in your wife’s bed.
It’s 100 degrees out and those crazy asphalt workers are out there playing in 300 degree rocks!
by AsphaltAnimal December 23, 2021
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Hard Worker

Something said to deflect from the obvious weight of a “large and in charge”female; when a girl is neither slim nor very attractive but always makes her presence known.

“Hard workers” might take “look I’m being healthy” pics at the gym from time to time, but they sure do like their post-workout Curry Chips.

See also: “bubbly.”
“I know Maeve from CrossFit is thin and drop dead gorgeous, but her friend Aoife is such a hard worker.”

“*Om nom* Jess is a beautiful and healthy hard worker you fat shaming faggot shitlord *nom nom*”
by hotsummerfun@fauxhegansun October 18, 2022
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digital worker

A worker who uses any manner of modern technology to be more productive and efficient.
Today's digital worker is connected to information and resources in a way that was inconceivable even 10 years ago.
by Buckster1001 September 21, 2016
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Worker's high

A feeling of achievement after a long day(s) of work
I've worked 100 hours in the past two weeks, and I have accomplished so much work. I have that worker's high.
by IG1879 January 30, 2021
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Open A.I. Worker

Says training A.I. is no different than human communication. Wow! That is a brilliant and astute point that I've never heard before... Except for when I said it 7 years ago.
Hym "Hey! That open A.I. worker must be a fan! He's saything the thing I said 7 years ago! Correct again! Do see now how that works? I'm all up in the ether now Jordan. You aren't killing shit. You sure as hell aren't killing me. Do you know how I know? Ask yourself this: Would you kill a child for no reason? Is there a difference between killing ME and killing a child? WHO KNOWS!? Come find out! Come do it yourself! I'm curious to find out. Let's see it! You know what I think this is Jordan? I think I made you kill yourself. I think you tried to kill yourself and now you're living to spite me. I think the only future you actually care about is mine. And you're going to try to make reality comport with your delusion to the detriment of everyone else because you think (or know) everyone else is too stupid and solipsistic to stop you. And you may be right... But it's funny though isn't it? Heheheheheheheh..."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2023
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Emergency room workers

a group of paid mediums
Emergency room workers putting screens for the patients in hopes to make them crazy and dependent on their system but really all the workers themselves are crazy
by lilbananahoe November 8, 2020
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Worker Slugs

Cumropes that are blasted in public places including (but not limited to): Planet Fitness, Libraries, ZoomTan, etc. that are then advertised online while tagging the scene of the slug, thus leading to an automatic 86.
We out here baby workin! Planet Fitness 86’d me for no reason. Busting worker slugs. Innocent worker slugs. Craziness! 100%”
by Worker86 March 30, 2025
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