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Itchy Wig

The act of ejaculating onto the head of a bald woman/man and covering her/him with a wool sweater.
Biooootch if you don't shut the hell up I'm gonna shave that head and give you an itchy wig. do you really want to look like Donald Trump?
by gpoops22 May 9, 2012
mugGet the Itchy Wigmug.

pearly wig

When you shoot your load over a woman's hair resulting in a glistening pearly topping to her hair
Last night we got down to it and I gave her a Pearly wig
by Edd Pyke December 13, 2016
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Wig Cracker

A person who cracks one's wig and is, therefore, so obtuse and square as to give anyone who is hip a headache.
Man, that cat's so square he just doesn't get it. He's such a wig cracker
by Beanaeb January 18, 2012
mugGet the Wig Crackermug.

Wig soup

When a cosplayer or drag queen washes multiple wigs at the same time, hence making wig soup
Damn I need to make some wig soup soon
by Wig-soup September 14, 2020
mugGet the Wig soupmug.

Wig out

When something or someone is actuating weird... doing something out the norm.
-picking nose
-weird shaking
-talking to yourselve
Etc.
Who's that's ?

Ahh don't talk to her she's a wig out!!

Or

What a wig out
by Dankaa October 21, 2016
mugGet the Wig outmug.

Wig Rock

Haircut. (Both men and women)
I just got my wig rocked at the barber shop, dawg!
by BP December 19, 2003
mugGet the Wig Rockmug.

Slut Wig

A person, most times a girl, who gets into the ears of a person and turns that person against thier own friend. The term is created from the girl being a slut and being all in the persons ear like an ear wig.
Catherine told Mike that i think he's an asshole and now he wont talk to me. She's such a slut wig.
by Meyers A. August 6, 2008
mugGet the Slut Wigmug.

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