white widow

a white widow saps you dry of your resources and funds and things and claims to fame she is the hoe to beat in your life. she also claims to fame she loves you beyond measure. this hoe is usually guised as your guardian angel. after she strings you along and saps you dry of all you had, she loves her white widow male the best. you don't have the best of her love. just her worst for kicks with money.

this white widow hoe swears she's the one. she just wants to scam me. thinks I'm a sucker for her antics.

by aromabinger November 28, 2024

A Bunch of Widows

Boring, Uninteresting. Comes from the speculation that the Mars Volta's fifth album would be "a bunch of widows", "The Widow" being one of their hit singles.

I thought the party would be a blast, but no one brought booze so it was just a bunch of widows.

by random name 98364 July 3, 2009

Young Widower

A teen or young boy/girl who has broken up with his girlfriend/boyfriend and has not yet decided to consent to a relationship after a year or two

Did you hear about Martha? I heard she's a young widower now after giving up on love

by Meskimo, The Fallen Angel April 26, 2020

Campaign Widow

The woman who is deprived of her man's attention while he spends all his time obsessing over the presidential campaign.

There's another debate tonight. This Campaign Widow will have to find something else to do.

by Candyland909 August 18, 2016

Google Widow

A spouse of a Google employee. A Google Widow spends most of her/his time alone due to their spouse's extreme working conditions, such as early mornings, late nights, and work trips. The Google Widow's situation is also pronounced by the fact that when her/his spouse is physically present, the quality of connection is often poor, as spouse is frequently consumed with stress due to work. Google Widows rarely interact with their spouse without having to compete with a computer, a phone, or other tech gadget that keeps them hooked to work. Though Fortune Magazine consistently ranks Google as the best place to work, Google Widows have complex and conflicted feelings about such an assertion.

Gloria, the Google Widow, will probably come to the party without Tom. Again.

by fiddlehead July 23, 2016

Widow

A women who can't afford a husband :(

The widow can't afford a husband

by Funny Definitions Official November 14, 2017

Widow’s Son

A term which has been used in many mystery traditions in history, including Ancient Egypt (Isis, The Widow) and Manechism (Manes, the adopted Son of a Widow) but is today known as an identifying phrase between Freemasons representing the master architect of Solomon’s temple, Hiram Abiff. Commonly used in passing by Masons in order to identify each other.

Do you know the Widow’s Son (if yes, the person is likely a Freemason)

by SerenityJosh February 22, 2025