Chad Widow

black widows that form webs low enough that only men 6ft or taller can walk into.

The Chad Widow's web caught Vlad by surprise as he was hiking through the forest.

by Mezzma May 3, 2024

White Widow

Pronounced. /wait-wɪd.əʊ/

Noun meaning: a bleached anus

'Finding a white widow is a rare but very, very, very special occasion my friend!'

by TONY of SXW2 May 24, 2024

white widow

a white widow saps you dry of your resources and funds and things and claims to fame she is the hoe to beat in your life. she also claims to fame she loves you beyond measure. this hoe is usually guised as your guardian angel. after she strings you along and saps you dry of all you had, she loves her white widow male the best. you don't have the best of her love. just her worst for kicks with money.

this white widow hoe swears she's the one. she just wants to scam me. thinks I'm a sucker for her antics.

by aromabinger November 28, 2024

killing the widow

smoking a certain type of weed at high temperatures

Yo man, i got some blood drawn and I had an hourglass on my veins, so i decided it was time to start killing the widow so i went and blazed some trainwreck

by misterman October 10, 2013

reverse black widow

When you finish having sex and cum inside, instead of buying plan B or dealing with the consequences, you kill her. Just like the spider, but the male kills the female.

Bro 1: I came inside her last night
Bro 2: damn bro, better get plan b
Bro 1: nah bro, reverse black widowed that ho
Bro 2: nice

by ThePJeezy November 7, 2018

Wine bar widow

A husband or boyfriend, who sits at home patiently whilst his wife/girlfriend is out partying every night, normally holding the baby or looking after the kids she's bored of. If she comes homes he's treated to banging, crashing, and violent vomiting on the landing or down the side of the bath. If she doesn't come home, he lays in bed knowing full well his significant other is being royally plowed by the local horse-hung stud or even studs.

What you up to tonight, ah wife is out again, wine bar widow again then.

by What's going on. July 22, 2022

Alpha Movie Widow

That you can never watch a movie again with an Acotor that was so good in that movie, not this one. That there always be a refference to that movie because the actor was so good!

That somebody cannot see a actor in the movie they are watching but only remembers the other movie like Alpha Movie Widow

by BBJa32lCaaY January 19, 2024