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Chilean Walrus

Barebacking a girl while biting her and repeatedly thunderclapping her ears. Bonus points awarded for a Wilfred Brimley mustache.
Dolores is so freaky she let me give her a Chilean Walrus right before dinner.

Anal Bareback Chilean culture diabeetus
by ProbablyNickBartley July 26, 2016
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Walrus Heading

When you have to shit so bad, that a chunk of a turd is hanging out of your ass.
I'm fucking walrus heading right now. Dude, where is your bathroom?!
by Aunostah Nichol-Black January 28, 2017
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Walrus-bomb

Walrus-bomb (v.): 1) Sex with someone with a BMI of over 40, most commonly on the springboard at the YMCA pool. 2) Influx of disturbing, yet oddly sensual photographs on a social media site. 3) When the influx of number 2 causes number 1.
I totally walrus-bombed that chick in the handicapped bathroom at Chilis.

I just watched Happy Feet, and I feel all horny and I need to walrus-bomb.
by Curshmanspiral November 5, 2012
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Snotty Walrus

Whilst receiving a blowjob you surprise the giver with a giant cumshot while pushing her head down hard so she can’t pull back. As you cum down her throat she will inevitably gag and the only airway for escape is the nose.

All of your baby batter will exit out the nose hanging from the nostrils, making her look like a walrus made of snot. White hot jizz snot.
Hey man, I totally made a mess in there with that chick. I gave her a snotty walrus
by Paddywhack- November 23, 2021
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Transcontinental Walrus

A walrus that travels the world. It’s probably outside ur house right now. Stalking. Waiting…
by JF0329 March 6, 2023
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Walrus Fart

The sound you’d rather hear than Cos singing.
Is cas singing? No that’s a walrus fart.
by AliciaHorseHumper February 11, 2023
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Punching the Walrus

Originally a termed used to describe a torture technique where a female hostage was repeatedly punched in the genitals to force a confession. Current use of the term is political obfuscation through simple and often contradictory responses to questions that have only one answer.
"The text of the President's press release was full of open ended responses, that didn't even address the reporter's question, he was really punching the walrus on that one."
by Daddiopedia July 13, 2017
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