waikea

pigeon slang from hawaii meaning why care

teacher: kids in africa are starving to death and dying of aids
student (most likely from hawaii): the dakine surf is like 15 feet swells waikea

by josh and dana March 11, 2007

wake up jeff

Line from a Wiigles song, taken in to the Australian venacular said to someone doing or who has just done something REALLY stupid

Eric (Saying to Dan, after Dan just put the milk in the pantry and the bread in the fridge) : Wake up Jeff

by Sketchey January 6, 2008

Wake and Wake

When you wake up then go for the early glassy water to have a wakeboarding sesh.

Is Sam gonna come wake and wake with us tomorrow?

by Far Sarmem August 7, 2010

Wake n Reel

The act of waking up from bed and immediately watching a movie. It can be of any type and genre except for pornography and Uwe Boll movies.

John, our movie-buff friend, woke up one morning from a good nights sleep and in less than five minutes began to Wake n Reel. Specifically, Con Air, a good movie starring Nicholas Cage as a convict aboard a plane

by TheyCallMeNick March 1, 2011

Waco Wake-up Call

1) To be awakened by an excessive use of force.
2) To wake up to police/S.W.A.T. officers bursting through the door.

Jimmy was selling too much blow out of his house, so the cops gave him the old Waco Wake-up Call.

by Mdamascus December 26, 2009

alan waked

When a character on a video can't run for a long period of time. It comes from the game Alan Wake where the main character can't run far without running out of breath.

*character runs out of breath*
"for gods sake, you've Alan Waked!"

by Mclarenmick February 1, 2014

Crissy wake up

Only annoying people say this unironically, and if it comes out of someone's mouth and they're being serious, it means you should dump them. Just don't say it.

"Crissy wake up! I don't like this!"

by AlExpress August 30, 2022