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wake up jeff

Line from a Wiigles song, taken in to the Australian venacular said to someone doing or who has just done something REALLY stupid
Eric (Saying to Dan, after Dan just put the milk in the pantry and the bread in the fridge) : Wake up Jeff
by Sketchey January 6, 2008
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Wake-Up Sex

When whoever's in your bed can't get to sleep/wakes up and decides to penetrate their partner without warning. Often used in porn.
I can't get to sleep, I'd better have some Wake-up Sex
by ubersquirl August 18, 2012
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tourist wake vortex

The turbulence of low energy released from behind a gaggle of tourists plodding along without meaningful direction or motivation.

A person caught in a tourist wake vortex is rendered completely invisible, although only temporarily.
Chick1: Those guys didn't even look at us.

Chick2: Yeah, cuz we're walking behind this family of hipos. We're stuck in their tourist wake vortex - veer left!
by marybethjones December 10, 2009
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Drifting in someones wake

Stu was totally drifting in someones wake last night.
I think it was Alan and Leanne.
by MrPinstripe June 28, 2009
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wake n shake

similar to "wake n bake" but does not involve weed/marijuana, but fucking/sex/intercourse rather. morning sex. getting it on/doing the deed right after you wake up in the morning. bootycall that happens between daybreak and noon..anything that happens after 12pm is an "afternoon delight". I guess from the ladies stand point it could be considered a "wake n fake";)
after karen and I woke up we ripped off our jammies and proceeded right into a nice "wake n shake" session before starting our day..
by Vince G. June 11, 2008
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Wake, spank and bake

When you wake up early, fuck you're girl then both smoke a joint.
Girl: "You up or a wake, spank and bake?"
Guy: "Sure, you get to suckin' and I'll roll the joints."
by pothead86 August 21, 2009
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Wake up text

It's when you text someone late night, midday, AM or when you assume the other person is asleep and you've got something pointless to say and you start out a very pointless conversation with a text that reads... "Wake up text". This text may be altered in any means necessary to suit your style as long as the phrase "Wake up text" is still included and in the same exact order with "Wake" right before "up" and followed by "text"
It is 4am at Purdue and Gerard is studying. Rigorously.

Meanwhile, Don at UIC lays his head on his Barney pillow.

Gerard text's: Wake up text
Don replies: Thanks. What you doin?
*Texting continues through the night*

::ALTERED VER::
Gerard text's: Wake up text bith!
Don replies: **DOESN'T REPLY**
by G.Rad May 6, 2009
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