Valeti

Valeti comes from Tongan orgins. It stands for "Violet" like the color. Valetis are often skinny and skimpy and gorgeous.

Malo le lei Valeti.

by ohwhataloserr22_ August 22, 2025

Valeti

Valeti the name comes from tongan orgins. It means "violet" Those who usually carry this name are smart amazing athletic and smart. And sussy bears boo! If you spot a valeti say boo boo chucka boo boo and wave 3 times and they will turn purple.

" boo boo chucka boo waves 3 times..." " Valeti turns purple! and dances.."

by ohwhataloserr22_ August 22, 2025

Valatic.Net

Valatic and/or Valatic.Net is a Minecraft server run by a owner know as BlueJayJensen and his mod team. Who fill the server with micro transactions and have effectively made it pay to win. The server also chooses to remove features initially offered with certain transactions and refuses to compensate or even allow players who bought it for that purpose to reclaim their features.

When someone would quit Valatic this is what they would usually say: *Im quitting Valatic.Net/Valatic, I just can't take fucking it anymore."

by ScorchedEarthMate December 7, 2025

valth

if you are a good asset creator or retexturer you get called valth.

"oh wow you are a valth"
"you are such a great valth"

by valth December 9, 2025

cock valet

A cock valet is someone who is religiously fucked by a person or group of people. Therefore, instead of parking cars for people and deciding what spot they belong in, you are parking their cocks inside of you. There can be a group of cock valets also, making the task of parking people's cocks a group effort deciding on what cock goes in what orifice.

"They want us to do what!? Do I look like their personal cock valets!?"

"That task makes fucking zero sense! I guess we're all playing cock valet today!"

by BigDickPapa (BDP) October 4, 2017

Monika valytoja

-an extravagantly gorgeous piece of cake.
-originated in Pro Clean LT (valymo paslaugos)

-same as a microwave - can go to hot mode in just seconds!
-as magical as all of my little ponies combined

-can be wild in the dark

Monika valytoja isn’t God. God is Monika valytoja.

by flatttypattty June 5, 2019

Relationship Valet

A liaison for busy people to handle minor and major relationship time management issues

“I’m still at work and busy. I will send the Relationship Valet to handle it.”

by NuclearBeast September 1, 2021