take you upstairs

Usually implies oral sex, also can imply bringing up a girl/guy from a party for the post party bang I.E "fuck"

I'm gonna deck the halls with these balls
hey, I wanna take you upstairs baby;)

by anonymous May 31, 2015

moist and unstable

Crazy and horny

She's moist and unstable

by tsio_ September 21, 2016

Barnes and Unstable

From the 2015 movie Pixels. Something Sam Brenner (Adam Sandler) said as a joke to Ludlow Lamonsoff (Josh Gad) in response to a picture book made by Ludlow which he showed to Sam.

You should sell it at Barnes and Unstable.

by Mikkebak October 1, 2022

I'll be Upstairs!

A wholesome phrase coined by comedian and social personality Theo Von. While it may be interpreted in multiple ways, the overarching concept is that of acceptance and invitation, with an open heart and mind. Extending the olive branch of friendship without judgement. It is sometimes augmented with the bonus boof-pack: "There's only room for two". (as in you are my Ride or Die.) That's extra love and indicates a very cool connection. If someone uses this vernacular with you, keep 'em close.

Homie 1: I'm off to sail the high seas, won't see you for a bit.
Homie 2: I'll be Upstairs!
Homie 1: Not sure about my living situation when i get back, may I crash w/ you if needed?
Homie 2: There's only room for two, my dude.

by electricllizard January 24, 2023

The Man Upstairs

Will Ferrell

"Is that... the Man Upstairs?"

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